hooker buffet 

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

hooker buffet by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Hooker Shoes 

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

Hooker Shoes by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

hooker beads 

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

hooker beads by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

Hooker Death Choke 

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

Hooker Death Choke by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

hooker shuffle 

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

hooker shuffle by Captain Minty August 28, 2017

Hooker flag of union 

A retarded ass meme

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded

Hooker flag of union by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

hooker mint 

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

hooker mint by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018