hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Homodenial

This is when you claim your heterosexual but your just in denial of being a homosexual or a bisexual

Your in homodenial, we all know you like Sam.

by Sans and pedestrian August 18, 2018

hoboerotic

adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.

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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.

Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2019

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Hobosexuality

Hobosexuality; adjective.

Defdinition:A person who has sex with another because they are homeless and in need of shelter.

See also:
Mike Conti.

Mike Conti faces many issues with Hobosexuality with many faces

by ThatTrashPanda May 16, 2019

HoboSexual

HoboSexual: To be sexually attracted to a homeless person, or person in poverty.

Wow, Karen! That guy outside of walmart got me acting HoboSexual.

by Mr.Jonesx03 May 18, 2019

HoboSexual

HoboSexual: To be sexually attracted to a homeless person, or person of poverty.

Wow! That weird guy outside of cosco got me acting HoboSexual, not gonna lie.

by Mr.Jonesx03 May 18, 2019