Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!

by CBeason August 1, 2013

Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.

I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.

by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017

New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob

I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer

by Yates6120 December 7, 2019

froggy hops

When you hop like a froggy.

Froggy Hops. They just froggy hopped.

by ramenman1223 September 4, 2020

New Hampshire

The state where everybody is a pothead, yet marijuana is illegal.

The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.

The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.

The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.

The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.

"New Hampshire is full of gun toting hippies and weed smoking grannies."

by christboygenius August 12, 2021

Bunny hops

A hop that covers more ground than just jumping straight up.

That guy/girl did about 2-3 bunny hops down the stairwell to escape becoming a human bowling ball. It didn't help matters that there was always the same guy (a potential human bowling pin) welding right under the wooden stairwell, ready to "accidentally" catch the building on fire, if one person who's ass they wanted to beat so badly wasn't enough.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022