Ham Dinged

a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.

Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

pussy ham

where the vagina is over sized and hangs like Christmas ham.

Haleys moms pussy ham is showing through her shorts!

by am yeah September 1, 2009

pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ February 21, 2009

ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 9, 2007

slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

ham acting

when a person overacts immensely. it is generally more accepted in the theatre but criticised in film and tv. can also describe a person who is being fake. also called "hamming it"

Barbara Kellerman in the BBC adaptation of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe shows a lot of ham acting in her portrayal of the White Witch.

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004