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Goon-worms 

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.
The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.
Goon-worms by Goony Pete April 28, 2010
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goon city 

i'm from dat goon city
goon city by crunkishowwedo October 19, 2008
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goon pillow 

da bag inside a box of wine after i dun drunked it all up and blowed it up sos i can sleep on it
dat drunk nigger sleeping on a goon pillow
goon pillow by jamarcy September 5, 2008

Goon Spoon 

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."
Goon Spoon by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

Goon-of-fortune 

Goon-of-fortune can be played at any good party, or gives any shit party a good kick. All that is needed is a goon bag and a clothesline. Everyone takes his or her position under the clothesline & the bag is pegged on. The clothesline is spun around while everyone is singing the theme song for WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE. The lucky person the bag lands on gets to have a good mouthful & the bag line is spun again till everyone is too drunk to spin.

Goon-of-fortune is highly recommended for any party that has a “Hills Hoist” clothesline in the back yard.
'Let's hit the clothes line, its time to get fucked on Goon-of-fortune!!!!'
Goon-of-fortune by Alice.F June 11, 2006

Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
Goon Blasting by dEdzilla September 25, 2014
Anyone up for a goon sesh?
goon sesh by gnbln April 9, 2023