Norwich goggles

Like beer goggles, but they never seem to go away. Often used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where there are very few attractive females, and like with beer goggles, causing your standards to decrease dramatically.

"Check out that 10"
"Dude, she's a 7 tops"
"Norwich goggles"

by kanga strong March 24, 2011

Domer Goggles

When you've been under the dome so long you'll get dome from anything

G: "Yo dat chick is HOTT."
Ror: "Nahhhh brah, take your domer goggles off."
(g takes domer goggles off)
G: "Oh yeah, you're right, that bitch is busted; I've just been at ND too long."
Ror: "Word."

by Coach Lou Holtz March 26, 2011

Google Whore

One who excessively uses Google software and services, such as Gmail, Google Talk and Google Groups.

John: Yesterday I posted in my blog about how I Gmailed my friend a link to a thread I posted in Google Groups last week about mapping Google fans in Australia through Google Earth.
Jim: Shut up you fucking Google whore!

by aeSentinel July 20, 2008

Post-Google Depression

The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.

Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?

by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010

google translate

A site that has single handedly saved my foreign language grade

Google Translate: A a guardian watching over me

by dont_care77 March 5, 2017

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

Govie Goggles

Term describing the lowering of one's standards after having joined the ranks of the Governor's School for Science and Math (GSSM) elite. See admiral.

Man, he's dating fattie. Someone take off his Govie Goggles quick, before he hurts himself.

by Mulciber January 9, 2004