glumpken

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.

John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

by Phantom Power April 13, 2015

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumpaslum

The type of girl that gets mad when you chill with your homiesinstead of her

John -omg bro I can't hang today my girls a total glumpaslum

by Hirarreh crinton October 11, 2016

Glumptaloolagus

Brother

Your a glumptaloolagus!!

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

glumpci

the plural form of glumptious; the act of multiple parties glumping upon oneself

Last night I went to the best glumpci of my life, they started eating at my glumptious tasty glumpie

by Oofgo October 20, 2020

glumpci

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. glumpci

by Oofgo October 20, 2020