No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025

equal matter

equal matter is when matter and anti-matter fuze together without making a reaction or explosion wich could also be fuel for things made under extreme preasure such as black holes ect.

i made a supermassive black hole out of equal matter in sector 9a

by bigger number July 27, 2025

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

frat matter

The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.

During morning cleaning up

Pledge1: What's the fuck is smeared on the wall?
Pledge2: Frat matter...

by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011

hot lives matter

Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!

“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.

by HotTom November 19, 2022

NO MATTER WHAT CHICK

The girl that always comes through for you, "no matter what!" Might be your current gf, an ex gf or just a close friend. If she has a new man, she'll still come through regardless.

Regardless, of where I'm at in life, she will always be my no matter what chick.

by Tenderroni1971 January 1, 2024

Black Privilege Matters

"Black Privilege Matters: uncovering systemic inequality where Civil Rights Act 1866 benefits intended for Black liberation empowered other groups instead."
But the shortest and strongest is

"Black Privilege Matters fights systemic racial injustice."

by Black Privilege Matters January 8, 2025