The game of foosball taken to the next level: the third dimension. Scoring takes place by placing objects around the table (e.g. on other tables, stools, posts, walls, etc.). These objects are given a "whore" value (e.g. High Class Twins, Midget, Dildo, Super Whore, Asian, Mexican, Trashy etc.).
There are two ways to score:
1) Knocking an item down or landing the ball in the item, gets you a point, and a whore.
2) Putting the ball in the goal, gets you a point. Unless the ball never touches the table after a serve, then it is a point and a Low Class Whore.
Games are played to 5 points. When one player reaches 5 points, you switch sides.
Matches are played until whenever you are too tired or drunk to continue. Whoever has scored the most whores is the winner.
There is no out of bounds, e.g. hitting other people is ok as long as you don't get your ass kicked.
Raping the other player is allowed one a player receives a whore. To rape a player block their shot off the serve. If it goes in for a point against them, you've successfully raped your opponent.
There are two ways to score:
1) Knocking an item down or landing the ball in the item, gets you a point, and a whore.
2) Putting the ball in the goal, gets you a point. Unless the ball never touches the table after a serve, then it is a point and a Low Class Whore.
Games are played to 5 points. When one player reaches 5 points, you switch sides.
Matches are played until whenever you are too tired or drunk to continue. Whoever has scored the most whores is the winner.
There is no out of bounds, e.g. hitting other people is ok as long as you don't get your ass kicked.
Raping the other player is allowed one a player receives a whore. To rape a player block their shot off the serve. If it goes in for a point against them, you've successfully raped your opponent.
Guy1: I was playing Guy2 in extreme foosball and kicked his ass, two asian whores and a low class to a midget whore
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My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!
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The NCAA's Southeastern collegiate football conference known for its running style plays and its Fast and Heavily physical Defense.
Frankie : Hey bro what are you doin' tonight?
Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.
Frankie: Go Gators!
Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!
Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !
Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.
Frankie: Go Gators!
Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!
Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !
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Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
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Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.
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