football injury

Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass

*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."

by Adam M. August 6, 2005

old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.

Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.

by nolookhook January 23, 2009