floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007

Flowers

alternate term for crap

Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole!

by Nate Lawrence, CBU January 23, 2009

Flower Pot

A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)

Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.

Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.

by Andre Fontanez March 15, 2010

pick flowers

It is a term New Yorkers use as "getting drunk" to use if you dont want any one knowing you are.. such as your parents:)

Hey Amy, lets go pick some flowers at Zeds house. That would be fun!!

by Val November 3, 2004