flashero

An argentinian expression to say that something or someone is crazy or it makes you freak out. It can also be used to say that someone its making things up or saying bullshit

“Es re flashera esa pelicula”
“Que decís, no seas flashero

by Yallhoes November 30, 2018

flawterizer

Someone whom points out someone else's obvious flaws or assumed vulnerabilities in an effort to demean or humiliate that person, or in an effort to draw attention away from their own flaws or insecurities.

That woman is a flawterizer for calling me out for being overweight.

by Francis Craven V March 13, 2019

flattercreepy

When an ex dates someone who looks like a past ex It's flattering and yet creepy at same time.

Doesn't Jackie look just like Rick's old girlfriend? That's flattercreepy!

by HomeBound77 May 7, 2019

flusteredness

1. the act of being flustered, if you are a wumbo and can’t speak correctly.

2. the amount of being flustered one has

He started to tap his fingers on the table to distract from the amount of flusteredness he incurred from looking at the cute boy across the way.

by daddydannyboy May 8, 2019

flaskerdink

When the pickle getsa tickled too hard and beggins to turn funky colors and spew banana smelling semen.

Oh no Becky, you're giving me a flaskerdink!

by Groowwwwlllll July 8, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

flatterbash

To flatter a person with an honorable truth to such an extreme that it causes those hearing to object to the honorable truth. The flatterbasher is usually jealous over some trait , often inner beauty or a possession of the victim that they know appeals to others and they want the focus on themselves, so they take an honorable truth about the victim and stretch it so far out of proportion in such a way that it makes the victim embarrassed and others see the truth as false and no longer see it as their honorable quality. Flatterbashers do this infront of others like group texting, social media, gatherings, work parties or meeting, even among families! Compliments are healthy commendation. Flattery is for positioning for gain. Flatterbashing goes above typical flattery. It causes those hearing to think or say the opposite about the person. If the victim declines or denies the flattery the flatterbasher will persist or escalate their abusive tactic. This way the victim looks bad if they accept AND if they reject the so called compliments.
Men, women, school bullies, coworkers, anyone can Flatterbash out of jealousy or to level themselves over the threat or insecurity they feel or imagine their target/victim emminates or holds over them. It can be used by ANYONE. It is often employed by narcissists. and those who are the leaders of clicks to keep their "followers".

Female Victim: "We were group texting and all of a sudden she started to flatterbash me with 'Your eyes are so beautiful! OMG! I can't hear what you're saying because I can't stop focusing on your eyes! They are gorgeous! I think about them when I'm eating...!' I was so embarrassed!"
Those Hearing: "She's not THAT beautiful." "So and So is prettier than she is." "She's only pretty with makeup on." "She's not 'ALL THAT'."

Male Flatterbasher: "Dude, your wheels are awesome! Where did you get that paint?! Your car takes the stripes off the street! I can't eat, Dude, I'm heartsick! Nothin' like it, Dude!"
Victim: "It's decent. Get's me there. You trying to flatterbash me?"

by Malisande April 21, 2020