by sheezy boy February 14, 2003
Get the dick faced cockmaster mug.Being so utterly drunk that the pavement that you smack your head when you fall off of a bike does not hurt you; and or not being able to stand up for more than one second. Derived from CQ,the famous guitarist.
by Conor Quigley April 9, 2008
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by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
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Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
by traelsldffadlsk February 4, 2012
Get the Flacid mug.the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women
she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the fresh faced mug.When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.
by Beminen June 19, 2009
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by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006
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