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Software Engineer

Someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a crapper service.
IBM announces it creates 1,500 new Software Engineering jobs (but they don't disclose it's in freaking india or china).
by MaxCool February 8, 2004
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Minority Engineering

1.The act of repairing or fixing an object without the means or resources needed for the repair; with the purpose of keeping it operational until somebody else comes along and breaks it so its their fault, or until one can take it to someone who can legitimately fix the problem. 2. The politically correct term for "nigger rigged."
Guy 1: How did you fix your car without getting it to the mechanic?

Guy 2: Oh I minority engineered it with some zip ties and electrical tape. I take it in some time next week.

The minority engineering used on the pipes will hold up for a week or so
by Cashtangoteam April 13, 2011
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software engineering

The process of defining the actual functionality of a software program, the planning and programming of said software.
I´m a programmer, I work in software engineering.
by Marvin January 22, 2004
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Hot engineering girl

They don't exist..simple as that.
Guy: There are no hot engineering girls

Other guy: I agree
by Vagbadger August 24, 2011
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Engineer's Arm

The increase in muscle mass you get in your arms after pushing or pulling the fucking heavy ass metal doors at Brooklyn Technical High School for 7 hours a day and 5 days a week.
"My arms hurt from the doors"
"You got engineer's arm."
by Bths student November 26, 2011
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Afro Engineered

by Mary March 10, 2003
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engineering

An extremely hard course in university whereby the students of it have no life.
by Drew Strew September 27, 2005
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