emo 

Sad, stupid people. This entire generation was created when a bunch of confused kids weren't sure if they wanted to be Goths, Punks, boyband fans, depressed, gay, women, or all of the above, and tried a bit too hard at each, leading to their massive and thorough failure as a generation.

Q: Why did the emo cross the road?
A: To get hit by the bus.

emo by facethemusic May 14, 2007

Emo 

A whiney teenager who is 'in touch' with his/her feelings. The mast majority live in the suburban life-style, but refuse to admit that they actually have a postive life.
Please, for the sake of humanity, get over yourself. You see that homeless man down the street? He has more reason to be an angsty emo than you ever will. You see that child in the burn hospital? He/she has more reasons to be 'emo' than you ever will in your entire life. Emos DON'T know what true pain is. Don't give me that, "Don't label me, I'm human!!", because you can just stop, right there. The majority of these 'emos' will cuss out a 'prep' in an instant. They cringe or are enfired with rage when they hear the word.
Please, for the sake of humanity, get over yourself. Emos obviously DON'T know what true pain is. "No one understands me"- trash.

You CAN'T forget to complain about your horrible life every chance you get, you get to do this twice as much if your parents are divorced. Idiot, almost half of American's population in marriages are divorced, suck it up. Don't forget to hate your life, and deny being emo. Say you're a "non-comformist" *which is complete trash, because dressing the excact same way and having your hair block at least a 1/3 of your face sure looks like the guy next to you*. As for girls, you can't forget to have to ratty-tatty hair that looks like a rat's nest, oh, and the chewing on the gold-chain fetish.-Don't forget to also write some cheesey-ass song lyrics that are the complete opposite of your life, and strum a cord or two on your guitar. There, now you're getting it! Also, make sure whenever people ask where you live, since they'll be SO concerned on why your life is, "hell", be sure to say, "the cracks of hell in which the light of life does not shine", "in a world where love and acceptance do not exist, only pain and hatred," or something along the lines of that.
-Swoop your head around every five seconds, considering the fact that you won't see; because sight is something that you will have to sacrifice in order to be a 'non-comformist'.

Emo by UnrulyPandas August 25, 2010

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emo has become a commonly used term which really degrades the real definition. For instance high schoolers who miss turning in their homework say they are going to become emo, if they break up with their girlfriends they are feeling suicidal, if they can't go anywhere for spring break they are going to cut their legs off. these are gross exaggerations that are often used mostly by non-emo high schoolers.

the definition of emo is someone (usually a teenager) who is depressed, suicidal, and self-mutilates. it really is no laughing matter, because alot of emo's kill themselves before they can get help, and heres a few facts just to clear things up; emo's are not goths, and they are not mello dramatic teens, often emos have seriously messed up worlds, and family lives. As weird as it sounds to the non emo the taking out all your aggression through cutting can be an amazing release.

Also, you often can't tell when you are in the presence of an emo, not the real emo's, they are the quiet kids who seem to have life all put together, or the ones everyone gave up on. being an emo is no joke, but hey that's just the opinion of a past emo.

emo by lotus94 April 26, 2007

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there are 2 rtypes of emos one (the more common one) are fake emos whom just dress in black wear makeup and complain all the time but they are really preps just dressed up to get a guy/girl to like them (for some reason being emo is hugeley popular)
and the real emo whom is a person who well i do nt know i havent seen any real emos just the fake ones at my school

Fake Emo:
i hate my life so much evrything is going wrong (next day)
hey i just singed up for cheerleading pratcise!

emo by email me if u have problems November 10, 2007

Emo 

Emo tends to define a depressed teenager that is constantly cutting themselves and crying. Granted its true for about half the population of emos in the world but the other doesn't cut themselves and only cry when they are sad. The do not always wear square or horned rimmed glasses, tight jeans, tight sweaters, and scarves. Alot of emos don't even have black hair. The emo kids are usually the nice kid that sits in the back of the class minding his/her own business and is therefore called emo because he/she is not popular or well known. The music they listen to is not all about whimpy boys and their shitty lives, alot is about being in love and just having people around you that you can trust. An emo kid is usually one that has had alot of bad shit happen to them in their entire life and always keep getting hurt(emotionally not physically). Alot of the so called emo kids that take the anit-depressants, complain alot, and cut themselves are usually kids that come from a middle class family and they think that their life is not good enough. The actual emo kids usually come from poverty and has had several really bad things happening to them for some time.

People get you story straight, talk to a real emo kid, and stop hating one us just because we are different from you.

Fake emo kid: dude my life is so lame, my dad won't let me go get the car i want.

Real emo kid: dude at least your family can afford a car. get over it, i don't even have a car but i enjoy walking every where.

Fake emo kid:dude i can't walk every where, i would get too tired.

Real emo kid:whatever,your lazy and lame. you complain too much and stop making up problems just so you can get attention.
*Real emo kid walks away*

Emo by xXxImmortal AngelxXx June 26, 2008

Emo 

a "lifestyle" that really makes one ask, what are these people thinking? They think life is so bad because they've never had real problems to deal with, so they exploit every minor "tragedy" in their lives and make it seem like the earth is about to float into the sun.

emo kid: nobody understands my pain, what i feel is so much worse than anything anybody has ever gone through. ever.

Emo by tony mcfroy March 13, 2007

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A bunch of WHITE suburbanites that HAVE money and HAVE a family. also called yuppies. Kids who really don't have the balls to kill themselves and if they did would make the world a better place cause then no one would have to listen to their whining and bitching about how they have a shitty life, which most average people would love to have..yet they all have laptops, iPods, brand new Toyota's (by american) and enough money to buy all their Salvation Army cloths. Also, have you noticed that all the really hot and cute chicks are "emo" Damn what a waste of good pussy.

Guy: "damn that girl is hot"
Guy2: "yeah, to bad she's emo"
Guy: "figures, the fags get all the hot chicks"
Guy2: "don't worry, it'll be over soon"
Guy1: "nope, none of them have the balls to really kill themselves"

emo by S.R.E March 30, 2007