Douter

A person who shits their pants in grade 8.

That dirty douter shit them self.

by Harry Wolf October 24, 2008

Dodgered

The act of being victimized by an overzealous sports fan; to be beaten by a fan of baseball.

He was dodgered in the parking lot after the game.

by Instant Automatic August 15, 2011

scissor dodger

Usually used as an insult to a male with long hair.

*Metal-Head walks down street*
Chav: Shape of you, ye scissor dodger!

by Hollie Edwards April 5, 2007

dish dodger

noun - someone who refuses to clean their dishes

The dish dodger is refusing to wash their dirty dishes.

by ~GTS~ December 10, 2010

Palin Dodger

Much like the draft dodgers that quickly moved up to Canada to avoid the war. When Sarah Palin becomes president in 2012, plenty of Americans will flee from the US due to her stupidity. Thus, becoming Palin dodgers.

You call that a slapshot, Palin Dodger?

by Morrissey Haircut December 16, 2010

Dick Dodger

A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...

"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"

"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"

by JumatiK August 19, 2011

Heath Park Donger

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

by windmill June 17, 2009