Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Detchu

Thank you but in a cute way

Friend 1: Here.. I have a gift for you.. hope you like it!
Friend 2: Omgg. Detchu~

by Whereismyrice February 11, 2023

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016

Bitch Ditch

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in

by Red Rexford November 10, 2019

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021