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Wiki Dick

A lame ass person that posts exaggerated boastful things about themselves or mean spirited things about others. It can also be used to describe a person that posts false information on social sights or other digital media.
Person1: Did you see that lame ass shit Nikki posted about herself on urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah. She’s such a Wiki Dick.
by JoeJo Dancer March 31, 2015
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Vampire Dick

The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018
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dick ride

To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.
Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!
by Drew Crawford May 17, 2008
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dick stain

An insulting term that compares someone to the stains left in a man's underwear by his dick. An obnoxious, digusting person that you can't stand to be around.
My boss made me work overtime every night this week. What a dick stain!
by MrManMD January 12, 2009
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dick tickler

-slang for mustache
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
by scream_clarity September 10, 2011
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dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load
goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.
by Peven glugh November 20, 2011
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pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.
Quit being such a pillow dick.
by UrAdCk July 21, 2015
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