ultimate death football

Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.

Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!

by Nottadoctor July 2, 2008

Flying Pimp Hand of Death

Raising ones pimp hand (back hand), whilst jumping from height, to connect with targets face. Causes immediate cranial injury.

That hoe was pissing me off, so i gave her the Flying Pimp Hand of Death.

by peter dobson May 14, 2010

Souped to death

A diet heavily weighted towards towards soup, which leads to extreme dislike of and aversion to soup. Frequently occurs during the winter months.

I am a man without protein. I stand before God today, severely souped to death.

by BetterThanACleanLie April 28, 2011

brink of death

Being extremely and dangerously close to the end.

In a 2 hour tech class, halfwaythrough, Tony exlaimed: "I am on the brink of death!"
Synonyms: Verge of death, On the edge of death, close to death.

by toyotacorollatheII May 27, 2018

Double Dutch Rudder of Death

A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.

Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.

by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019

Return by Death

Return by Death is an ability in the anime Re:Zero, and was created by The Witch of Envy, or Satella and is exclusive to Nastuki Subaru. This ability allows one to return to a certain (randomly determined) point in time, and is normally an important event. This ability has caused Subaru much pain, and has even broken his mind and has gone insane. You can also never tell anyone about this ability, and if you do, you will be cut off and some people will immediately die. Subaru has suffered a lot, but thanks to his will power, he was able to strive forward to achieve his goal.

Return by Death caused immense pain.

by friendlywriter March 9, 2021

Death

The one thing that, being completely relentless and inevitable, you need not worry about.

Death? Why the hell should I care about Death? She get's one shot at me and then I'm in the clear.

by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004