Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

by xcryptic August 18, 2016

Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

Demeyer

Someone who is self-loathing and self-depreciating to the point of extreme hilarity. Usually very lonely despite having many friends, the butt of all jokes and at constant risk of being fired from his many dead-end jobs.

Dude, I love hanging out with Chris! He is SUCH a Demeyer!

by Paul Stanley of KISS July 11, 2010

demesh mode

derogatory pisstake term used to describe mesh, an electronic band popular with goths and cybers, due to the fact they sound very similar to synthpop legends depeche mode.

man, that demesh mode track is so overplayed..

by MilkMiruku December 26, 2005

Demeter

The name of the ship that carried Dracula from Transylvania to England.

Dracula killed nearly all the crew of the Demeter.

by geinman June 16, 2013

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011