dan 

dan is a very sweet hearted boy who is stoned all the time , he is very caring and looks like he needs a hug. he will comfort you when you need it and will be there for you . he may have times where he wants a little wank but he is genuine . he will care for you , if you have a dan in your life you are lucky because it will be hard to let go of him

dan is a stoner

dan by anonymous August 15, 2023

Dan 

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

Dan by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

Dan 

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

Dan by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Dan 

A Dan is somebody who loves his family and his friends, willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and put people before himself. Appreciative of everything put in front of them and never wants to put anyone down, unless jokingly. Is a little hard to get talking, but once going, they will become a good friend. Though, they are insecure about themselves, and thus try to keep a low profile, not trying to cause a commotion or cause problems. Stumble over their words and overthinks most things. Is aware of these shortcomings, but because of that, gets angry with themselves for doing such, and can sometimes cause an aggressive exterior. Due to this, they try to change, but get overwhelmed at attempting to figure out how to change themselves, which means sometimes he is dull and seems hopeless. Will always stick by your side though, and will love you through and through.

Please know if that you are with this type of Dan, that you love him, because he will love you back as much as you do him.

Person 1: You are dating Dan? Isn't he kinda awkward to be around?
Person 2: Yes, but once you get to know him, you will see something different in him.

Dan by wediditbecausewerebestfriends October 18, 2023

Dan 

dead

'He is Dan'

Dan by Bitterapple6 October 22, 2023

Dan 

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

Dan by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Dan 

The most cancerous man made, cam in both a Time Machine and partial execrator, creator of all know universes other then the first creator of the SOUR CÉÂM.

Ps. House burnt down cus he’s a shitter pedo 👍🏻

Your cancer is dan level

Dan by Creamy crem January 21, 2024