cummable

when someone is so sexy u could masturbate to them

bro have u seen eric? hes so fine

yes, hes so cummable

by urmomsbreast May 7, 2022

Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 22, 2022

CUMMING

CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.

When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023

Cummie shaker

What cummie does to zoomie in the dms

I wish I got cummie shaker in my dms

by Ubereatsass May 16, 2023

cummoanication

To communicate with climactic sexual moaning.

Sister: "I heard these sexual sounds coming from the bathroom so I hurried away."

Sisters friend: "I bet your brother would have moaned back."

Brother: "Cummoanication!"

by Corncob669 August 20, 2023

cummie wummies in my mouf 😍

uhhhhhhhh idkkk theyre a personnn i think

"cummie wummies in my mouf 😍 has cummie wummies in their mouth"
"no way dude!!!"

by The child molester September 16, 2023

Furious Cummer

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.

Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!

by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016