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Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 18, 2021
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cryptoshame

Shaming your friends and family for their obstinance and reluctance to learning about and investing in cryptocurrency.
For the benefit of their future selves, I had to cryptoshame my friend into buying some Mana in Decentraland.
by Pixylicious March 31, 2021
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Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
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crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.
He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.
by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021
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cryptoshrimp

lol stfu you cryptoshrimp
by Kr1pT0$hR1mP June 8, 2021
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Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.
Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!
by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021
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Crypto Punks

The CryptoPunks are 10,000 uniquely generated characters. No two are exactly alike, and each one of them can be officially owned by a single person on the Ethereum blockchain. Originally, they could be claimed for free by anybody with an Ethereum wallet, but all 10,000 were quickly claimed.

They began the anonymous avatar NFT boom of 2021, inspiring celebrities like Jay Z to change their pfp if they owned a punk.
A bunch of celebrities like Jay Z, Gary Vee, and Beanie are all Crypto Punks.
by Planet Darth June 30, 2021
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