Crispin

A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013

crispilator

A dance that a man does to attract another man. This includes flipping his hair while rubbing his rib pack.

"Did you see Dave trying the crispilator on Bobby in health class?"

by Michiru-Chan April 20, 2008

Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 13, 2016

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Cookie Crisp

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.

We gave Adam a cookie crisp.

by terrets guy December 9, 2009

crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

by moonlion January 19, 2004