A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
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The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
When waking up early in the morning, a person must decide whether to carpe diem or carpe snooze'em. Usually a internal (sometimes external) debate of the mind occurs, "Carpe diem....carpe snooze'em....carpe diem....carpe snooze'em. Carpe snooze'em." Sadly, the latter usually wins out if the debate ever occurs.
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When the back, specifically the lats, are worked out so hard that they, overtime, turn into solid steel. It is as if the man with the ripped back is wearing a cape, hence the term 'skin cape'.
'Dude, what is that on your back?', said the skinny man to the ripped fella on the lat-pulldown machine. 'Its my skin cape, its real, and its bulletproof.'
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by BigM_MysteryMann September 9, 2011
Get the carpet sweeping mug.A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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Get the call someone on the carpet mug.After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
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