Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.

Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."

by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011

clute

a clarinet and a flute mixed together

I play the clute.

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016

chute

A pipe, slide or chamber used for transporting goods or garbage from one side of a building to another.

hey! let's take a ride in the laundry chute!

hey check the garbage chute. i think it's clogged

by [c0x0r] November 12, 2003

Coatesville

A Small city in Eastern PA about 35 miles west of philadelphia. It has alotta black people and I hate the city, but i just go to school there i don't live in it. It has a bad city manager who looks like fred flinstone.

-Yo, nigga, you is from Coatesville?
-Hell yea nigga, West End.

by Folksie March 21, 2005

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.

get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Cloutet

A deceivingly fat female genatalia. Usually found to be loose and smelly from receiving large dark cock on a regular basis.

She was giving me lip so i slapped that fool and gave her smelly cloutet a righteous stuffing.

by jonathan4443 April 18, 2010

cjute

When something is so very cute that you feel a need to add another letter into the world. As if to pretend someone or something else very cute has written the compliment

That baby is so freaking cjute!

by buttbully210 September 15, 2017