twin cousins

Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.

Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins

by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016

coloured commonwealth cousin

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

by Ste Crayston November 1, 2006

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin

The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.

by Filthy Chavez October 18, 2007

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 8, 2004

your hot cousin

A diss to replace the rather old 'your mom'

Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.

Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.

by SIRKKRIS March 23, 2008