commercial game

The game I watch during a commercial break of the game I'm really watching.

"Yeah, I watched it, but it was my commercial game"

by pnuelmoto October 28, 2013

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka June 3, 2008

unhappy camper

usually an individual within an organization who is dissatisfied or frustrated

After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappy campers.

by surfgeb September 2, 2010

commerce twp

Place where people are high 24/7 & fly everywhere.

Joey was flying around the room, only because he lived in Commerce Twp.

by d!icksh!t July 4, 2008

Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

comer

Someone, esp. a woman, who emits rather loud vocalizations during orgasm

Also: A woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple orgasms

He brags how his next-door neighbors leave their windows open at night because his latest girlfriend is a comer.

The woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi-orgasmic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.

by V. Cummings August 2, 2006