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cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.
That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.
by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011
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cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s
Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'
by DArch October 21, 2013
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Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.
1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed
by Yogilicious May 23, 2014
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cocksie

Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!
Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!
by londonboi April 17, 2014
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cocksessed

The obsession of a mans penis. Applicable for females (And Males), if you're into that kind of thing. When all you do is love a good dick. A familiar dick though. When all that matters is you and his lovin'. When that becomes your moral compass in life. Cocksession however has been known to be the foundation for long lasting, happy, committed , healthy relationship...aaaand some times not.
I never really knew how cocksessed I've become with him. It ain't love but it'll do! Cocksession got me rolling my eyes to see heaven at the back of my head, girl. Love ain't shit.
by @shmindian November 22, 2014
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cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.
This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.
by pudgy panda February 11, 2015
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cockscuss

The pain a man receives by getting a penis implant
Zach let out a huge cockscuss embarrassing his mother when he revived his penis implant
by Miss-Bliss November 21, 2017
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