Thespian Cocksucker

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.

Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.

by Shenaniganz13 August 5, 2021

stupid cocksucker

Someone who failed to graduate from cock sucking school

That stupid cocksucker brought an air compressor to a blowjob.

by LDR_makes_me_vomit February 4, 2023

Sutherland cocksucker

a golspie trooper, a cunt of extreme proportiona

just travelled on the A9 and seen a whole load og Sutherland cocksuckers in the Stags Head

by templegate March 17, 2023

personal cocksucker

Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.

Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”

Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023

Dubbo cocksuckers

Every man on drugs or every women on drugs in dubbo

You use drugs you are a dubbo cocksuckers

by Regae12 August 7, 2023

Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

unclaimed cocksucker

A person who sucks anyone's cock. Yet, a person nobody claims. Unlike a claimed cocksucker who only sucks their significant other's cock, this type of cocksucker sucks any and all cock they can get their hands and/or mouth on.

Fuck you, you unclaimed cocksucker!

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023