choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

cloner

A female boner, i.e. a clitoral erection

Omg, look at that hot guy!! He is giving me such a cloner!!..

by MonkeyDown August 7, 2011

clobe

1. A combination cloak/robe
2. Fucking assholes who withhold essential information from certain characters that would prevent then from turning evil.

1. "Hey man, it's kind of cold out. What should I wear?"

"A polar fleece clobe"
2. "That Merlin is such a fucking clobe for not telling her he had magic too"

by kwyjiboooooooooo December 15, 2009

Clonk out

Being extremely tired you could sleep right then and there. Usually heard from Australian youth.

"Today was so tiring, I could clonk out right now"

"Dude I'm so ready to clonk the fuck out"
"Same bro"

by cheaux May 6, 2014

choneez

Choneez is a "slang" term or colloquialism for one's underwear, be it Boxer Shorts, V-8's or a Fig Leaf. It has been used for generations of Mexican-Americans thru-out the Southwest. It is derived from the spanish word "Calzones", or underpants and will soon enter the American lexicon as the word everyone will refer to as their underwear.

Mom!-can you get me a clean pair of CHONEEZ!!!

by Rick Campos April 14, 2007

chone

v. To flake. To back out of a commitment or agreement.

Charlie was going to join us for dinner, but he totally choned on us by cancelling at the last minute.

by Sloan45 July 24, 2008