clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017

No Chomp

See Chomp Game:

Not falling for a joke being played on you.
Not taking the bait or biting on the hook of a joke.
Shooting down the Chompers attempt to make you Chomp.

(Chomper)"Hey Dorian, they put new weapons in COD4"
(Chompee)"No Chomp"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

pill chomper

a person who chews there pills,or basically chomps on them;

dont be a pill chomper

and swallow you pills:

by CuppyCakes:] November 9, 2009

C-Clamp

butt plowing a male partner while simultaneously reaching around him and yanking his dong. a.k.a. a reach around.

Rodney c-clamped his dog during the commercial break.

by runny logs November 14, 2011

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

The Clamp

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

by Eddy the Hero May 16, 2011

Ass Clamp

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011