church on the move 

If a cuz yells church on the move you gotta drop every thing and go.

I saw one of my ex's while in the club with my homies and yelled church on the move

from snoop's fatherhood

church on the move by Karlea January 13, 2008

Church Club 

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

Church Club by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

church of infinite joy 

a scary, cultish, death obsessed sect of christianity.

Mary: Have you seen James lately?
Joe: No, he joined the Church of Infinite Joy and now he doesn't speak to me.
Mary: Weak.

church of infinite joy by timothy (not the cat) April 1, 2008

church farter 

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

church farter by seriously123? November 5, 2010

church fatigue 

The miserable, hot, sticky, depressed fatigue that overwhelms you during a service, particularly one with lots of standing and singing. Causes you to slump your shoulders and groan with its weight. Immediate relief surges through you when you sit down.

Dude, you look hammered!

nah man, just some serious church fatigue.

Ugh, that last hymn was so long!

Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.

church fatigue by patrick_astronaut October 6, 2013

church whore 

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.

The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""

church whore by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019

Church Gas 

Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.

1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!

2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.

Church Gas by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019