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Candle

Candle from the hill
by Dapoggster May 23, 2023
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.
That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018
mugGet the Candle cakemug.

Be Candle

"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"
Man that song “Be Candle” sure is dope.
by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
mugGet the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug.

Waxy Candle

When your receiving a handjob however you cum and she keeps on beating you off
Girl: I gave Chad a Waxy Candle last night
by Me Woods November 27, 2022
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Cake and candles

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Cake and candlesmug.

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