by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
Get the candles on a birthday cakemug. That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.
That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.
That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.
That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018
Get the Candle cakemug. "Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"
by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018
Get the Be Candlemug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. by Me Woods November 27, 2022
Get the Waxy Candlemug. by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
Get the Cake and candlesmug. 