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Buzz-Aldrin

The act of pooping with full Motocross/Motorcycle/Mountain-Bike/BMX gear on, inside a bathroom. Preferably a hot muggy port-a-potty, also known as a Tijuana Sauna.

Full gear meaning a full-face helmet, goggles, protective upper body pads/armor, riding apparel, knee pads, riding shoes, and gloves. All are required to be worn except the gloves, but performing a "Buzz-Aldrin" with gloves on holds higher merit and accomplishment (this is because of the added challenge while wiping).

The act is named after the famous Astronaut Buzz Aldrin because the act is similar to the challenge an Astronaut faces when its time to go to the bathroom. Since Buzz Aldrin was also the second man on the moon, he deserves a little extra credit!
I just took a Buzz-Aldrin without taking my gloves off!! Awesome!
by MountainGiraffe July 29, 2010
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buzzed

This means you are kind of high. If your not quite high, then your buzzed.
by Root January 8, 2003
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buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.
Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.
by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013
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Buzz Lightyear Syndrome

When a person's ability to communicate is reduced down to 3-4 phrases which they use non-stop (usually due to excessive drug use). This is a refrence to the three buttons on Buzz Lightyear's chest, each with a distinct phrase. Example phrases include: "Holy Shit!" "Oh my God!" "Really?" and "What the fuck?"

As a side note, in extreme cases the phrases will become jumbled over time resuling in things like "Ho-leee-shittt!" "O-muh-gudd!" causing people to believe the individual has Tourette's Syndrome.
He used to be able to talk to women but Buzz Lightyear Syndrome set in and now he can't even cary on a converstion.

"Why does he keep saying "O-muh-gudd?" Does he have Tourette's?"
"No just a bad case of Buzz Lightyear Syndrome."
by Buzz LYS May 16, 2010
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buzz

generally referred to when dealing with drugs, sometimes caffeine.
when one has taken a drug, but isn't fully feeling the "euphoria" of it.
there are three general types of buzzes.
we were all smoking, but there wasn't enough reefer to go around, so we all just got a buzz.
by moonlitrose August 3, 2005
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buzza

a buzza has a small peen0r.
by stupetnoob May 31, 2004
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the bizzness

that cat tried 2 disrespect me...so I gave him the bizzness
I took her up 2 my room and gave her the bizzness
by baseo sparker September 24, 2003
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