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broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.
Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!
by Jingles Man Sword Brothers September 22, 2005
mugGet the broke ummug.

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.
" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".
by jody young July 12, 2006
mugGet the stump brokemug.

broke ass

Fannon quit being a broke ass
by the b.o.a.t. May 2, 2005
mugGet the broke assmug.

got broke

Slang term used in various situations to tease someone that loses out, or gets the 'short straw'. Often used to comment on a person not getting to something fast enough, and someone else gets it.

This term is usually followed by the word 'son'

Another way of saying 'sucks for you'
Me: " I brought donuts for everyone."
-Crowd of people bum rushes the donut box-
You: "Oh man, there are no donuts left"
Me: "Haha, GOT BROKE son!!


Walking down the hallway, someone drops something, and youre too much of a douche to help them pick it up... you just walk by and laugh and say "got broke!'
by oregonlane February 7, 2009
mugGet the got brokemug.

broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.
Dude! Who broke ass?!
by cine0n November 27, 2004
mugGet the broke assmug.

broke furniture

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.
Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.
by Contrast January 31, 2008
mugGet the broke furnituremug.

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