Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.

He is such a Brandon.

by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

Brandon

An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.

person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin

by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023