booger snapper

(boog-err snap-err)
-noun

One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.

See also: nasaljectile.

"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Booger Patch

That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger

After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!

by CreekGuy April 26, 2011

Booberfail

The uberfail of boobs (a cups/training bras)

Guy 1: Omg Stacy is soooooo pretty!
Guy 2: Shes got a nice face but shes a booberfail

by that_guy_you_once_met May 4, 2011

Boogerbroom

A cheesy thick mustache that gets boogers caught in it every time you sneeze or blow your nose.

Rory: Gimmie a kiss Kaytee.

Kaytee: Muwaa. EWW you have boogers in your mustache.

Rory: Yeah its a Boogerbroom.

by Broomer November 11, 2012

Booger Pushing

Intercourse via the nostril, committed by a man with a man or woman.

You could tell she was into booger pushing because of the way her nostrils flared when she flirted.

by Boogerfan December 13, 2012

Boobergy

Energy derived from female breasts

It was the fourth quarter and Tony was feeling tired until his girlfriend flashed him giving him boobergy to finish the game.

by DaArmenianBootyWarrior April 30, 2014

Boogerbortion

The act of removing fetus sized boogers.

OMG I had this booger for 3 days. Lets fish it out .Call the boogerbortionist.

OMG, I just had a late-term boogerbortion. This thing is yuge!!!!

by pi3dets December 16, 2016