National kick a blonde day

A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass

Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once

by Chicken strips suck ass October 17, 2019

Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

blonde ambition

"Blonde ambition" is when brunettes think that blonde hair will make them more attractive, therefore they spend money on highlights and other salon products to become blonde.They are not satisfied with the hair color they were born with and have low self esteem about their generic hair color.

Brunette-"Hey I would like blonde highlights"(God I can't wait to be blonde, maybe now (Name of random guy) will look at me!ie. blonde ambition.
Salon Owner-"That will be $40.

by KaTy360 April 11, 2006

Blondes

Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.

Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class

by Ayee_This_Chick November 9, 2012

blogger

a blogger is a frustrated writer who now types away every night in the hopes that some bored, fucked up sap on the internet will come across his/her penned jewel and become a loyal follower for ever, going to such lenghts as worshiping the blogger to submission.

I was bored, lonely and depresed and then I met my blogger!

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Strawberry blonde

Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors.

"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)

Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.

So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!

"Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"

"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"

"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."

by IKnowEverythingThatYouDont March 29, 2012

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003