Blob

Verb meaning complete relaxation (usually in the afternoon but possibly spanning all day) without any sense of guilt due to lack of mandatory things to do

I blobbed myself all day today! Watched Desperate Housewives, ate chocolate and cooked some Nigella-food and ATE IT. T'was epicdary!

by (One). August 16, 2010

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Butt Blob

A geriatric tramp stamp on the small of an elderly ladies back, that has morphed into an unrecognizable ink blob. Often confused with a bed sore, these markings can reach from her gooch to her hump back, depending on how rough a life she has lived.

Did you see the old chic JD was with last night... The ass crack had a giant butt blob.

by Jdbuttblob July 19, 2011

BFLOBS

Big Fucking Load Of Bull Shit

Dude 1: Man, did you just see that e-mail from the boss? what the hell are they talking about?

Dude 2: Man it's all BFLOBS, just delete it.

Dude 1: yeah, screw them.

by mth420 August 12, 2010

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Bloasting

The activity of writing a blog post.

I am bloasting tonight.

I am going to publish a bloast tonight.

by MacFrost October 18, 2017

Blob

A Blob is someone who is not only over-weight, but as well as an overall jerk to the vast majority of people.

You Blob!

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018