BFLOBS 

Big Fucking Load Of Bull Shit

Dude 1: Man, did you just see that e-mail from the boss? what the hell are they talking about?

Dude 2: Man it's all BFLOBS, just delete it.

Dude 1: yeah, screw them.

BFLOBS by mth420 August 12, 2010

blobsplash 

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

blobsplash by doc brown October 15, 2007

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004

Choobie blobs 

A word that defines cute adorable things, mainly desired by girls also anything squishy that makes you smile

A woman sees chubby cheeks starts pinching them and says aww choobie blobs

Choobie blobs by Shawada February 3, 2014

Cum Blobs 

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

Cum Blobs by The Ladybug Picnic February 18, 2009

Blobstopper 

1. A jam rag, botty cloth or tampon.
2. Brian.

Stay away from her mate, she's got the decorators round and has a blobstopper in.

Blobstopper by salad-dodger March 1, 2009