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sand blaster

After a long day at the beach you fart in someone's face, thus blasting sand all over their face.
Her face was pink and raw after receiving an unexpected sand blaster.
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penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"
by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006
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ghetto blaster

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.
Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.
by G-ret July 16, 2008
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ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.
There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.
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skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most
i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom
by terror of death January 10, 2008
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Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe
Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!
by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019
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sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed
"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."
by emmaruby March 21, 2008
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