Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate

"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl

dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'

by anonymous March 26, 2021

foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.

I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed

by honest op December 20, 2016

Snap blast

An obnoxious amount of snapchats sent to one person in an attempt to manipulate your top friends list in snapchat

I'm going to snap blast you for the next two days so that my ex isn't my top anymore

by SukhMaya007 November 29, 2015