bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

by Erik November 9, 2004

free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.

Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!

by bandanasarerad January 8, 2007

San Beaner Negro

San Beaner Negro is a racist way of saying San Bernardino. (as in San Bernardino, California) blacks and browns proudly populate the inland empire thus making "San Beaner Negro"

****Ey lets go to San Beaner Negro to kick it with Juan and Boquisha on Saturday!
****MoS Def!

by Sarah (GiGGLeS) April 17, 2008

fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

Bean Queen

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006