Beavedoor

The area of flesh that conceals the bits of an adult woman.
Or
The curvy skin that rounds both the thighs and the boatman.
Or
The vulva

That kid just kicked me in the beavedoor!!
Or
A hate my boss so much, I could punch her square in the beavedoor.

by TheOriginalBeavedoor December 9, 2021

Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

Beamed

to get something thrown at you or someone else really hard in the skull basically the same as being scoped

Dayum josh just beamed tf out of Hayden with that apple

by 24k._.goldyn._.lele_ November 10, 2022

Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.

Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

by Santas little helper September 11, 2012

Fraser Bladed

When someone swirls their finger on your taint while grabbing your ass.

Brendan could feel the uninvited index finger sliding over his taint, it was at this moment he knew he had been Fraser Bladed.

by Mummyoftheyear November 21, 2022

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009