Assbuster

1.) Doing something that requires more work than one can handle, i.e. "bustin' ass"

2.) When one sits on a sharp or pointy object and gets their ass injured

That was a real assbuster

by WhoCares22 April 20, 2011

assbroth

A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea

Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth.

by Natty100 April 9, 2008

assblaster

a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned

dude i blasted this chicks ass last night

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

assbiscuit

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.

"Dude that chick is such an assbiscuit, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an assbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber July 20, 2008

assbumbling

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.

"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

by Pinky-and-the-brain January 2, 2008

assburg

The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.

Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!

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by Danimal1111 April 3, 2016

ASSBF

Abbreviation Term: Attention Starved Straight Best Friend (AZ-BUFF)- carried through conversation and jest between a girl and her gay best friend. Supplemented by ASGBF (AZ-GAH-BUFF), Attention Starved Gay Best Friend, with a focus on the AZZ. Fun slang used between gay/straight besties.

Gurl! You know me and my ASSBF went to the club on Friday night and got crunk'd!

by JT Conway March 4, 2017