smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 11, 2005

Who asked?

Just for when you need to ask some one who the hell asked.

John: yo i just downloaded an app for my phone check it out!
Jerry: excuse me but Who asked?
John:uhhhh
Jerry: thats what i thought

by Masterofwhoasked April 24, 2020

asske

Pete Paske

Pete Paske is an Asske

by Boss Lady08 March 2, 2017

Askew

annoying kid this last name means you'll make people laugh but your rude to most people

Ryan Askew is mean

by Memelord6942020 December 6, 2019

Awakened

(Adj) and awakened being is one that has willingly discovered and experienced masturbation

When were you awakened?
When I was twelve experimenting in the bathroom.

by Haydarken November 6, 2019

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

by Itsthisgirl October 6, 2016

Askew

Morbidly Obese - No less than overweight

"You are too much of an Askew - lose some weight" "I can't" "haha"

by Bob209 July 22, 2005