alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

alchohol enthusiast by tavey361 June 25, 2009

Airport Alcoholic 

Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.

Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.

Airport Alcoholic by Journofist June 16, 2018

Alcoholicnomics 

A major with the course code of, learning how to drive and consume liquids simultaniously.not drinking and driving, but consuming and operating a car-like machine.

ex. 1
" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."

ex.2

"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "

Alcoholicnomics by didimoo June 16, 2009

alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.

I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.

alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009

alcohotchick

A really sexy girl who likes to drink (a lot). She may look like a lot of fun but can probably drink you under the table and do stupidly crazy stuff with no regard to herself, anyone around her, money or anything else at all for that matter. Also probably has underlying emotional stability issues which she tries to cover up with excessive drink.

A: Whoa, check that girl out over there, she's well fit.
B: Yeah but she's an alcohotchick, best avoid her.
A: Good point, I can't be doing with any of that.

alcohotchick by Zigo May 16, 2011

Sophisticated Alcoholic 

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

Sophisticated Alcoholic by Turing May 3, 2004

alcoholism 

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

alcoholism by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015