yard bird

A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal.

Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!

by ChickenFriedKitten June 14, 2004

40 yard fakeout

n.
when someone looks hot from 40 yrds away, but not so hot up close.

ex. Dude, i was going to come on to that girl over there until i realized she was a 40 yard fakeout.

by Jaslyn May 8, 2008

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Yardbull

A police officer who patrols train yards looking for train-hoppers, oogles, crusties, etc.

Man, did you see that fat yardbull chase us through the train yard?!

by John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt February 22, 2011

gypsy yard sale

Descriptive term for a work or living space that is so fucked up and disorganized that it looks like a gypsy yard sale.

Clean this shit up, it looks like a gypsy yard sale in here!

by komatiite December 17, 2008

taking a yard

A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.

A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."

by dootch March 23, 2005

yard

your home

'do you want to go out tonight?'
'nah im stayin at yard'

by Mini Monty June 6, 2003