wide stance

Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."

"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"

"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"

"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"

by Larry Craig September 6, 2007

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the absolute coolest person at your job

I got to work with George today, he's such a wiercinski!!

by THEEYANKEEFAN January 30, 2009

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wader

Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.

Oh my god look at that wader!

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wier

a set of turds delivered at one time.

that was the biggest wier i have ever produced...ouch

by shankler June 4, 2007

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wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 22, 2007

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